Fabio Capello picks his first England team on Wednesday, and although he wouldnāt share his thoughts on selection with ŠĒæÕ“«Ć½, thereās an Irish bricklayer who looks just like him ā and he was happy to tell Katie Puckett what he thinks of Frank Lampard ā¦
Michael McElhinney and I have never met, but as he walks down the street towards me I recognise him immediately. Two months ago, he was an Irish bricklayer who happened to bear a striking resemblance to an Italian football manager ā today, he is a hotly sought-after lookalike of England manager Fabio Capello.
Already, he has earned more than £2,000 from his act, despite the fact that Capello is yet to speak in English in public. Last year, he worked on the blockwork at Wembley, but when England play their first match with Capello in charge next Wednesday, he will be watching from the corporate hospitality area as an after-dinner speaker. Boots has been in touch about a sponsorship deal for his glasses.
āItās been crazy, absolutely crazy,ā says McElhinney, as we stroll back to the kitchen extension in Chiswick heās been working on. āItās not stopped. Iāve done about eight different things as Capello already.ā
Heās wearing one of several smart suits heās bought for his act, and a replica of Capelloās frames. The resemblance is quite surreal. Apart from his dark curly hair, McElhinney doesnāt look particularly Italian ā itās more that Capello looks like an Irish brickie.
āDo you think I look like him? Some people get it and some donāt,ā he says. Does McElhinney think he looks like Capello? āSometimes he does things exactly the same way as I do. Thereās one photo my wife took of me the other day and Iām like, āthatās him!āā
McElhinney had his first taste of stardom last April, when he went to Rome for a wedding. āAll the waiters were staring and kept saying āCapello, Capelloā. The bride was pissed off because I was getting more pictures taken than she was.ā He claims he didnāt think any more more of it until his wife saw Capello on TV after he took the England job. āShe said āyou look a little bit like himā. She took one photo and sent it to an agency and they loved it.ā
He says his life hasnāt changed much ā āIām still a brickie, you knowā ā although he admits he hasnāt spent much time on site lately. His family and friends think itās brilliant. āAll my mates on other sites have called me up and they canāt believe it. Theyāre sitting in the canteen with the paper going āItās Mick! Itās Mick!āā
For a man who has suddenly been plunged into the limelight because of a random physical similarity to someone else, he seems to be taking the attention in his stride. He claims he hates having his picture taken, but poses good naturedly for the photographer and mimics accurately the few expressions England fans have seen so far.
He does get fed up sometimes when people wonāt stop pestering him, though. āThey say āput your glasses onā when I donāt want to, in the pubs and stuff.ā It must be hard to switch it off? āYou have to switch it off or youāre not being you. At Christmas, everyone wanted a picture but I just said āno, itās Christmas, itās family time. Forget Capello for a couple of daysā. You can get quite testy, yeah.ā
Fortunately, McElhinney is a football fan. He used to play right back for Hillingdon Irish, and supports Manchester United
and the Republic of Ireland. He takes an interest in England because of its Man U players, he says, and his German Shepherd is called Keano.
Plenty of people will tell you that I have a Latin temperament. But my taxes are fine, thank God
Being Capelloās lookalike is both a blessing and a curse. On the one hand, the England manager hasnāt really done anything yet, so McElhinney can get away with a couple of expressions and a few muttered Italian phrases. On the other, thereās very little to base an act on ā something that may prove challenging when McElhinney is writing his after-dinner speech. He has the glasses and the suit, but he canāt really learn to speak like Capello until Capello has learned English.
āIāve learned a little bit of Italian ā I was in Venice two weeks ago trying to pick up a few things,ā he says. āOne pub we went into, there was a Liverpool fan in there who got the Italians over, and I put on the glasses. There were quite a few photos taken that night. Now they have a picture of me up in the bar.
I ask him if he can do an impression. āI donāt know, can I? Youāve put me on the spot. He doesnāt do too much, you know.ā
The last couple of months have been a period of intensive study. Heās watched everything Capelloās done on television and studied loads of pictures. I say I saw a video of Capello throwing a big Latin strop on YouTube. āYouTube? Iāll have a look at that,ā he says. āIāll get him. I will get him good. Itās only been a month.ā
McElhinney doesnāt think heās particularly good at impressions, but he poses like a natural. The photographer keeps cracking up as he looks through the lens ā āItās really freaky! You look even more like him on camera!ā He also seems to be adopting the principles of method acting. Heās more comfortable in his site clothes than a suit, but it helps with the act. āThatās why I donāt mind having my picture taken. Itās not me theyāre taking.ā
Apart from the physical resemblance, he suspects he and Capello have little in common. āHeād be calmer than me and a bit of a rogue.ā Does McElhinney have a fiery Latin temperament? āI can have. Plenty of people will tell you that. And my taxes are fine, thank God.ā
The Godfather is one of his favourite films. āI always like the bit where he says āMake-a me an offer I canāt-a refuseā ā
āWhata are you lookinā at?ā he shouts to his colleagues on site who are sniggering from the sidelines. āGeta on-a with-a your work-a!ā
As Capello, he can earn Ā£350 for a few hours work, but bricklayingās not a bad living either. āItās Ā£160 a day; thatās why Iāve got to make sure this doesnāt take over. At the moment, Iām taking it day by day.
āIf I get pissed off I will junk it all in, but at the moment Iām enjoying it. As long as he doesnāt get a skinhead. I feel sorry for the Beckham impersonator, he keeps having to get his hair done.ā
Talking tactics
Is Capello a good choice for England manager?
Heās got a reputation as a brilliant manager. If he doesnāt get to the World Cup semi-final at least, Iād call it a failure. Heās capable of doing better than that. Heās definitely the man for the job ā right age for the job, too.
Who would be your starting 11 for the friendly against Switzerland?
Micah Richards at right back, Rio Ferdinand, John Terry, Ashley Cole, Owen Hargreaves, Steven Gerrard. How manyās that? David Beckham as captain. Wayne Rooney and Peter Crouch up front. Got to put Frank Lampard in even though I donāt like him. I think heās overrated. Oh yes, a goalie ā got to go with experience: David James.
How would you get Gerrard and Lampard to gel?
Because theyāre both attacking midfielders, one of them would have to take the back seat and let the other go forward. Iād let Gerrard go forward and let Frank hang back a bit behind him. Actually, Iād leave Lampard on the bench. You could put Michael Carrick in there.
Would you use an umbrella at a football match?
Definitely not.
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